Jackie (pretend you know Jackie) (some of you know Jackie) informed me last semester that I make this face at her a lot but hey Jackie did you know I’m 100% less likely to make this face when I’m not hanging out with you. It’s just you. Good job.

one time i tried to show you all how happy i am and ended up looking crucified.

One of my favorite hobbies is blending in with my favorite ninth grader friends. This precious baby is a good egg who gives it right back when I say things like “your eyeballs smell, I think its your soul coming through.”

italicizedvagina:

Reaction shots to Troll 2

i’ve never repeated “good god” more times in the span of 1 1/2 hours

hangin’ out

Today’s happy banner brought to you by: me, sitting on a curb outside an elementary school

Look at you, you oblivious West Ridge Whale. Sitting so care-free on my chest. Naiive to the war we wage on “basic genetic concepts I can’t seem to make stick to my brain.” Who do you think you are? 

I haven’t entirely grasped why yet but I’ve been feeling pretty super about life lately.
I think knowing would take all the fun out of it. 

Also it snowed today and the radio station I’m listening to just played Gotye and My Sweet Lord one after the other. 

It doesn’t take much.

italicizedvagina:

My true love.

The chocolatiest chocolate gelato I have ever tasted.