One time freshman year an English professor I had told us “the word ‘that’ is the slut puppy of the English language” and that phrase pops up in my head 80% of the time I type “that” and at first it was handy but now it’s just annoying god DAMMIT Steve K.
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At the beginning of every summer I budget out how much I’m making, how much I’ll be spending, what I should be saving for And at the beginning of every summer I end up completely annoyed that money exists at all.
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italicizedvagina: Why does coming home mean there won’t be the slightest romantic possibility for the next three months? I don’t know but there’s nobody to make out with here sigh
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neil-gaiman: I read a sad case today of a young writer who had had her story rewritten into illiteracy by a so-called publisher, who then abused her in email when she wrote to complain. She wsn’t getting paid for her story — instead she was actually buying copies of the anthology to show…
be on the lookout for my latest single, “help there’s snot in my cheekbones”
I just went to check if there’s lemonade in my house and I found lemonade limeade coffee cake And I can consume it all while snuggling with my cat I think I’m gonna cry
Life — and I don’t suppose I’m the first to make this comparison — is a disease:...– Neil Gaiman, The Sandman (via afewreasonablewords)
people actually still have conversations on facebook walls? people actually meet people and fall in love? why do i keep trying ham when i know i don’t like it? who wants to buy me harry potter lego years 5-7? why am i so bothered by female sportscasters? why did they replace the vending machine powdered doughnuts with big texas cinnamon rolls? ...
Have you ever tried blowing a snotty nose while listening to david sedaris? I don’t recommend it.
“hey jana have you heard of ‘yolo’?” -my 23 year old co worker thought his friend invented yolo a week and a half ago