May 2012
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I’m quittin’ tumblr for a little while [[MORE]]My indefinite Tumblr hiatus begins tonight. I started this blog as a place to keep my writing (see: first post ever, “T-Rex and I”) but lately it’s been keeping me from doing what I really want to do and the negatives of tumblr far outweigh the positives. I’m 100% for sitting in bed doing absolutely nothing (read:...
May 25th
I’m trying out this new thing where I respond to text messages. Just a trial run. Nothing too drastic. We’ll see how this goes.
May 24th
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farfromthepacific replied to your post: farfromthepacific replied to your post:… “promises to be extremely ironic” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA poor Thoreau
May 24th
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Mary I just realized your Dad doesn’t have the ice cream store any more which means your garage is no longer filled with ice cream freezers, and more importantly, ice cream.  There’s really no reason for us to be friends any more.
May 24th
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farfromthepacific replied to your post: farfromthepacific replied to your post:… what the fuck. Just: The digital Walden Pond will showcase a first-person point-of-view where you can wander through the lush New England foliage, stop to examine a bush and pick some fruit, cast a fishing rod, return to a spartan cabin modeled after Thoreau’s and just roam around the woods, grappling with...
May 24th
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farfromthepacific replied to your post: farfromthepacific replied to your post: I am… I hate everyone Me too. Let’s build a cabin. Side note did you know Walden is a video game now?
May 24th
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People’s main arguments about story telling all seem to come around to the fact that with modern technology anyone can write anything and instantly share it with the world, which means lots of already done, misconstrued crap constantly streaming out of Mom’s basement. This is true, but they don’t seem to realize what they’re saying: anyone can write anything and instantly...
May 24th
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farfromthepacific replied to your post: I am feeling emotions about a discussion happening… what kind of emotions can you get from greek mythology? Annoyance at people claiming mythic story telling is getting worse as opposed to better because “technology killed it re-tellings suck originality is dead blah blah blah” but they’re all narrow minded rats. direct quote btw.
May 24th
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I am feeling emotions about a discussion happening in this online class ABORT ABORT thank god tomorrow is the last day
May 24th
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italicizedvagina: Read More I’m going to start slapping you every time you apologize for being you.  None of that around here.  
May 24th
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My little brother is following fewer twitterers than follow him. He’s officially a leveled up to a new kind of Cool Kid and there’s nothing I can do but stand back and marvel.
May 23rd
The cool thing about working in this cubicle is I can scribble on this pad of paper and look like I’m writing important things down while I actually scribble stories.Exactly like I used to do in chem. I only write when I’ve got other things to do.
May 23rd
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I just bought Watsky tickets and he is 100% ruining my “putting people above other people is ridiculous getting nervous about seeing people is ridiculous people are just people” life rule. keep it together, man.
May 23rd
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“What was the name of that first song again?” “There and Back Again” “Hm. Not bad.” I just had my little brother listen to Watsky and after listening to one more song than I intended he gave the most enthusiastic response he’s ever given to my music! Watsky is special, man.
May 23rd
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There’s an article in the paper today about a man who attempted to kill himself by jumping off Niagara Falls and falling ~200 feet. But events played out just right (just wrong?) and he survived. From an outsiders perspective, surviving a suicide seems like one of the worst things imaginable.
May 22nd
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Good morning, good morning, it’s great to see your face
May 22nd
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i think i’m going to stop reading the captions on cat blog photo posts because 9/10 times it’s an explanation that the cat is dead
May 22nd
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Shout out to Alec for writing to my underdeveloped mind about souls because God knows what disaster zone my head would be without him.
May 22nd
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May 21st
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wellalright: wonder if anyone has ever shot a tortoise.
May 21st
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May 20th
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My blog now includes links to things like my twitter my face and my fish JUMP ON IT 
May 20th
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italicizedvagina: Jana, a bubble of indifference.
May 20th
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Tweenage memories strike again
And you should all be thankful you weren’t my friends in middle school. If by some miracle you came over to my house to “hang out” my idea of a good time was sitting you infront of our family computer and browsing through folders filled with photos of my family. Immediate and extended. I can’t begin to fathom what I was thinking but when I begin to lose my mind again I am...
May 19th
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italicizedvagina replied to your photo: Babes I think the word Babes is rubbing off on you. No.
May 19th
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WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING? ... →
danharmon: Kids: A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re…
May 19th
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“You’re a lot more fun to feed, I will say that”
– I’m the favorite child. It’s me.
May 19th
wellalright: how can i get hobo bindles to catch on? they could be like the new messenger bag. i just want to see everyone walk around with their stuff in a blanket tied to a stick. hipsters, make it happen.
May 19th
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Does anyone else frequently confuse Mel Brooks and Mel Gibson?
May 18th
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I’ve got the patience of an idiot. It’s like the patience of a saint but rather than sticking by people as though guided by the divine, I stick by people as though my spine were made of jello and I couldn’t care less
May 18th
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ahAHHHHHHHH forgot i was going to stay off tumblr until i watch the three community episodes from tonight bye guys
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“Miles to go before I sleep”  - Mom’s jogging in place again
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