May 2012
133 posts
wellalright:
always surprised when the united states isn’t at the top of a dropdown list of countries. i mean it’s nice, making it seem like every country is the same, but i mean, come on. i’m in a hurry here.
April 2012
64 posts
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“I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you’re wonderful,...”
– Neil Gaiman (via thatquote)
“Watch the Rolex with me and tell him you’re barfy”
– Mary’s advice when boys come a-calling
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I wish I could excuse singing James Blunt to my fish as finals week stress, but really, its just another day
“Can you feel the anus constricting around your arm? Good.”
– animal science
Jana’s the name, falling asleep in public places is my game
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“Do you know how big a two liter bottle is?”
“Is that the one you put mentos in?”
“Yes.”
SPOOKS: Non-Notable: A Collection of Deleted... →
cashcrab:
Over the past week or so, I decided to quietly dig into an abandoned archive of deleted Wikipedia articles, put together the most interesting finds, and organize them into a collection. It ended up reaching almost 200 pages. Both the process of making this and the end result were…
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italicizedvagina replied to your post: watch Aladdin learn morse code moby dick, fios,…
Watch Aladdin is on my to do list too! It’s written down and everything!
:D :D :D
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watch Aladdin
learn morse code
moby dick, fios, oscar wao, russell edson
dr. who, the office, community, always sunny, himym, 30 rock, curb your e
learn to front flip
submit to journals
The key to (pre) finals week is not wasting time changing out of the clothes you wore yesterday.
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“It’s like Dunkaroos for big kids” she says, holding the can of funfetti frosting in one hand and a box of scooby-snack graham treats in the other
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[[MORE]]wanna touch minds?
how am i supposed to study for finals while everyone on the internet is falling in love
venusaurphobia:
The lever on my back is a huge turn-on.
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VONDELL SWAIN: if i was a person who could get... →
vondell-swain:
if i was a person who could get pregnant i would be absolutely terrified of pregnancy
i don’t blame anybody that never wants to push a tiny human out of their body through a hole that is much too small for pushing a tiny human out of
i would not want to do that ever
i am so impressed by the…
I think the freakiest part is the part where we as a species build new members...
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people are people too
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Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances
alexhasa:
Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold! Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!) A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette Toaster (For the Toastless)
jarate:
id like to apologize for my blog
No apologies. Not now not eva. Suckas.
do you ever feel sudden bursts of affection toward your DNA
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igavehimtwistedfeet:
IT’S LAUDABLE TO BE AUDIBLE
Anonymous asked: who are you?x
framesjanco:
i have this unexplainable complex where my self-esteem is about as nonexistent as it can get but at the same time i’m in love with myself and feel superior to a lot of people
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bribraun replied to your post: Nothing like a solid breakfast conversation of…
WHAT DID MY ROOMMATE DO TO YOU??
hahaha SHE TOLD ME STEVEN BOUGHT THE HOUSE AHHHHHHHHH
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Nothing like a solid breakfast conversation of potential housewifery and baby raising to make me lose my appetite and swirl into a pit of nervous “WHY” and “AH” and general upset
Researching polo mallets online instead of doing homework
And consequently feeling sad because these things are fucking expensive jeebus christ
How will I ever become a star :(
I wont judge you for watching a movie on your laptop in the back of class, but I will judge you for getting out of bed at 8am to do so
effington:
I love NY and I’m fairly certain I’m the only person who’s ever felt this way
Just a heads up if you’re wearing grey shoes I’m probably debating our marriage potential.
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italicizedvagina:
Star Man, you are the loudest fish I have ever met.
Welcome, to the Land of People Who Can’t Help But Blog About Their Fish
wellalright:
interviewer: so, incredibly successful person, how old were you when you first got started?
incredibly successful person: well, i’d have to say i was really immersed in the community right around when i was three years younger than the guy listening to this interview right now.
me: oh no.
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A large portion of today ended up dedicated to researching equine rehab professionals and facilities and I want to be a part of it all so bad I’m going to split in two.
For now I sigh and try not to scream and e-mail every professional I can find. Also the American Physical Therapy Association. Because I have yet to get any cohesive answer about how the hell I’m supposed to do this.
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Do you ever feel like doing a forward somersault from an upright standstill would solve all your problems?
aperfectillusion:
Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.
Step 2: Click HERE
Step 3: Press f11
Step 4: Start typing frantically.
Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.
Step 6: ???????
Step 7: Profit
