August 2011
51 posts
“We are interested in a logo redesign and wondering if you are interested and...”
– Sent from a french designer currently living in America. (via clientsfromhell)
“The most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile but that...”
– Stanley Kubrick (via lastwaltzinvienna)
July 2011
52 posts
probable causes of This Weird Empty Feeling Inside
I’m not around my family enough
I’m not around cousins enough
I’ve only seen Anna in person 2 or 3 times since January
I have been ipod-less for three weeks and counting
Time spent on computer > time spent reading
I haven’t competed at a riding event or jumped x-country in about a year
I’m an anti-social hermit
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There are pine needles and pine trees and good God can you taste that? It’s like someone marinated the spit of the Devil in a lamb stew My mother made a lamb stew once. It tasted like I’m sorry. That was the start of a lie. My mother has never made lamb.
My Father, on the other hand No, no, my father has never made lamb. Or rather, not that I have tasted. But I imagine, if he did, it...
Tonight I continued my watching of The Office from the beginning with the goal of feeling better about life in general.
But oh god it was the episode with Scott’s Tots where Michael has to tell a group of high school kids he can’t pay their college tuitions like he promised when they were third graders.
I feel so much worse.
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I snapped a little bit.
I wanted to rant but I went through the whole rant in my head on the half hour car ride home from the barn and now i have no motivation to write it out again here.
Oup, Wait, I ranted anyway.
Short version: I haven’t had my ipod in three weeks and my leaser decided to sell her horse without telling me. This resulted in me screaming lots of profanities in an empty car.
Long version:
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italicizedvagina asked: I'm diggin this theme. Diggin it.
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Horton Hears a Who by Dr. Seuss
quicksummary:
Horton hears a who.
Anonymous asked: What makes life beautiful?
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I feel complete
“Twenty years of baseball, you’d think he’d be able to remember a water bottle by now”
“Dad Jamie’s only 14”
Why is coming up with a words with friends username the hardest thing i’ve done in the past six months of my life
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The Lion King on Broadway - King of Pride Rock
...
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Whenever I’m alone for long periods of time without a college dining hall or a family to eat dinner with, I either forget to eat or just don’t out of sheer laziness.
My mid-twenties are going to be the skinniest years of my life.
victoryjobs:
I want to invent an Oscar category for Most Triumphant Emergence From Puberty just so I can give it to Matthew Lewis.
FYI on my not-very-scandalous-or-at-all-pregnant...
andthentheworldimploded:
My doctor now has this written in my perminent medical file:
“Patient convinced she has come down with a mild case of immaculate conception.“
That’s my Mary.
Down There by the Train: Three Deaths →
matthall:
There are three deaths. The first is when the body ceases to function. The second is when the body is consigned to the grave. The third is that moment, sometime in the future, when your name is spoken for the last time.
So you wait in this lobby until the third death. There are long tables with…
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