March 2011
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Hey, guess what?
My phone just fell out of my pocket and into a flushing toilet.  I watched him zoom away. I’m kind of distraught.  Okay. Goodbye.
Mar 31st
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First person to bring me powdered doughnut holes gets my first born child named after them.
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Listenzacharyxbinks: Foolin’ around with some Garage...
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Today is one of those days I’m glad I’m not the one who has to look at my face.
Mar 29th
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Nothing inspires me faster than a poetry slam. Goodbye productivity.
Mar 29th
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Maybe my brain is so unable to tolerate people lately because it needs an argument.  God that sounds so condescending.  Without Mary here I don’t really get into debates or “fights” or arguments with anyone. I think I need to have a shouting match or something. Okay maybe not a shouting match. I just want to disagree with someone about something and then have it out about it. ...
Mar 28th
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Hey, you
Yes, you. I have a question! And I would be love to know what you have to say about it. How has Tumblr (or any online community) aided in shaping who you are? I’m doing a presentation on identity, and I chose to research the teens/people involved in sites like Tumblr, YouTube, YourPants, etc. Any feedback from you guys would be wonderful. My ask box is located here, and would be oh so...
Mar 28th
Grounded
Dad: Mom was cleaning your bdroom today and found your old boyfriend in there. You’re grounded.
Mar 27th
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The list of things Jana doesn't know includes
andthentheworldimploded: Sometimes when I get anxious or mad or sad or just need to chill, I plan the speech I’m going to make at her wedding. This took my brain on a whole tangent of thoughts and now I’m really excited for your wedding. 
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wellalright: it’s hard for me to have conversations with people who don’t use the internet as much as i do. “did you see that thing?” “what thing?” “oh. you don’t get online much, do you.”
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You'd think I'd be used to it by now
considering it’s a major of mine and what I want by my side for the rest of my life, but I’m still surprised every time I catch myself happily studying biology. I mean anatomy and things like that I’ve always found interesting. But the course I’m in right now is on plant life for crying out loud! I haven’t felt any interest in plants since my mother and I had a...
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A Haiku
vapours: too hungry to sleep but I have no food to eat this is how death feels.
Mar 24th
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“Do you work out?! You must. You’re so strong!” “I…I wanted to start this semester, but I…No…” Someone was impressed with my strength today. And she wasn’t even being sarcastic. There’s a first time for everything.
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“Quality control inspector for Gallo. That’s an oxymoron if I ever heard one, according to the last time I had a bottle. Like having a chastity inspector at a brothel.”  - Stats Professor, on Gallo wine
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Revenge of the Introvert →
heywoahitskimbo: This is a great article discussing the social and biological differences between introverts and extroverts. One of the main things the author talks about is how living in the U.S. with a culture that strictly enforces extrovertedness can really mess with someone who has an introverted personality. Introverts think about things thoroughly and realistically, mostly avoiding the...
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