December 2011
106 posts
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farfromthepacific:
cadby replied to your post: Saw lil Brit and jeremy lamb within two seconds of…
hanging out by the chinese is always a sure-fire jeremy lamb sighting
dat’s racist~
hey now
(hey now, this is what dreams are made of)
November 2011
143 posts
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Being a horse person means occasionally receiving texts like the one I just got from my political aunt asking if I knew where the Ocuppy Rochester protesters could find some free hay.
For all I know the free hay I point them towards will keep them all from being eaten by the mud Lawrence of Arabia style, making them the tipping point of the revolution and SAVING AMERICA.
Sadly I do not know...
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everglowing replied to your post: To pull out the box of teddy grahams in the middle…
You know what to do Jana.
So glad to know you, Will
To pull out the box of teddy grahams in the middle of chem lecture or to not pull out the box of teddy grahams in the middle of chem lecture
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I love when men with hair longer than mine sprint through Wilbur Cross.
Also I think his legs were approximately the length of my whole body
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manwithpenis:
take a shot every time you listen to an old song on youtube and the top comment is something either related to today’s generation or ‘i’m 14 and i like this’
here's your host...: "Pizza, the Crusted Veggie"... →
heresyourhost:
You know broccoli and green beans and carrots and spinach,
snow peas and celery, onions and lettuce.
But do you recall, the least likely veggie of all…
Pizza, the crusted Veggie
Baked in ovens, no, not grown.
Don’t even need a garden.
You can microwave your own.
Olives and other veggies
…
What if right NOW a colossal bright feathered bird beast crash landed through this floor-to-ceiling window across the room from me and as it rolled I jumped on its back and then it beat its wings and began to fly away but realized I was on its back and ate me then fed me-barf to its babies and I never had to do this work ever again.
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“The world is a dream, you say, and it’s lovely, sometimes. Sunset. Clouds....”
– Richard Bach, Illusions
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Mom: What was that song Miss Piggy used to sing on sesame street?
Dad: "I'm achin for bacon?"
livesstillposed:
Noah and the Whale - Blue...
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At this point in my life I don’t have much faith in any kind of afterlife
But if there ever is a heaven for me I would not be surprised to find it in a dusty warehouse filled with cousins
Well I mean, my cousins.
Today an old Italian woman with dementia told me I don’t look my age.
There is officially no part of the human spectrum from which I have not received a look of utter disbelief after informing them I am in fact well above 15 years old.
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GUYS ARE YOU AWAKE
I’M ON A WEBSITE and I’m kind of excited about it:
A venue called Inescapable Rhythms (click it) is featuring five UConn poets next month! Which means I get to spend time with cool people, hear their poetry, and then make them listen to my stuff. Pumped.
I really need to remove myself from the Build-A-Bear Workshop email list
Who doesn’t groove to Aretha in the car at 12:30am
“Can you make the bulldog less horny looking? Less lusty? Maybe put his tongue...”
– Client, a high school principal in need of a less ‘stimulating’ sports team mascot (via clientsfromhell)
Someone’s projecting
I have one line of a poem rattling around in my...
andthentheworldimploded:
And I’m too lazy to actually write anything to surround it.
That’s when you let the random words fly
A school district near my town banned the phrase
“Merry Christmas”
I feel like they should all turn into claymation now so a jolly handsome man can come save them from the oppression of their miserly overlord
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Bus Stop | The Hollies
I blame this song for my...
wellalright:
i wonder what i wrote in my first word document.
i wonder what i’ll write in my last word document.
6am drive to work in the snow. Feels like a hug, Rochester.
Hey JANA
andthentheworldimploded:
If I take parts of our long distance relationship and use it to write something for this, you wouldn’t mind, right? THIS COULD BE MY ONLY CHANCE TO INTERACT WITH HAYLEY G HOOVER AND I NEED YOU TO HELP ME WIN THE STUFF AND THE THINGS.
I got your (completely irrelevant) text at about the same time as you posted this KIND OF LIKE MULTITASKING MAGIC. I’m so bored...
Sometimes I just need to let words out
Come along come along come along because I can’t I really can’t what’s that no, no, no there is black on your nose it’s shaped like a bell Good good did no one ever tell you what it means to open a whole new can of worms thank god Colton raised that point/asked that question in 5th grade or i myself might not know but I do. where is...
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Cat's out of the bag
Mary only keeps me around because she likes getting hugs from little people.
