March 2013
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why do i have the sudden urge to blog again and most importantly how long will this last
February 2013
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Why isn’t Mister Ed on Netflix. I’m sure there’s a very reasonable explanation. It would calm my heart to know that explanation.
“Dan Harmon on humanity (reposted from...”
– (via sslibrarianship)
Have you ever had a snowball thrown through your open second story window onto your bed by someone you thought you could trust? I have. I have.
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Do you ever hang out with two people who are together and think “I could never ever date either one of you.”
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I mean this in the most loving way possible, but shopping for clothes for Jana is a lot like what I imagine shopping for a grown up but still child sized version of Francine from Arthur.
Sweaters & jeans, sweaters & jeans
January 2013
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Coworker #1: Would you rather have a horse or a racecar?
Me: A horse, definitely
Coworker #1: You don't want to drive fast and run into other drivers?
Me: No not at all. That sounds so unnecessarily dangerous for something I wouldn't even enjoy --
Coworker #1: UNAMERICAN. You are not American! You supposed to be brave! Americans are brave! Land of the free, home of the brave!
Coworker #2: It's okay, she wouldn't be able to see over the steering wheel anyway.
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I bought baby food for the first time tonight.
It was for my cat.
I can’t even pretend that sounds like anything but the playing out of the normal time line of my life
Sixth semester of college and for the first time I am buying all of my English class novels beforehand. This. feels. crazy.
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“That’s like the squirrel calling the nut squirrelly.”
– My mother. On the quote Jana just posted. (via italicizedvagina)
“You high five like you do everything else. Kind of…squirrely”
– Mary critiques my life
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“DOESN’T MATTER CAUSE SHE’S GOT TWO BUTT CHEEKS”
– Mary on the one-armed Bachelor contestant
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I thought I’d gotten good at saying goodbyes, but it turns out I’ve just adjusted to going about three months without seeing people I love. Saying goodbye to a best friend for six months is still a little out of my reach.
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Nothing makes me feel older than seeing a former elementary school peer post a status that asks “Where’s the best place in Rochester to buy produce at a decent price?”
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“Also, I was looking for my pot, and ended up finding it in the kitchen cabinet....”
– today i was whining to one of my friends and then he texted me this and i laughed so hard I felt all better
I’m trying not to bring my laptop into bed with me so that 1.) I won’t stay up so late doing pointless things on the internet and 2.) I read more before bed.
But all that’s really happened is I sit on the corner of my couch just as late watching netflix instead of talking to my family. Then I go to bed too tired to read and lay in bed wishing I could fall asleep to netflix.
...
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I keep getting people to drink gin with me and they keep liking it and last night Mary called me The Gin Fairy
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This weekend I road-tripped to Boston with three of my cousins (to visit another cousin) and this weird thing happened where I didn’t feel the urge to check a website…once. Not even during the 12 hours I spent in a car, only about two of which I drove myself. Okay, once when in Boston I woke up before everyone else and I passed the time reading twitter. But that was it! It felt...
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“I don’t do karaoke. I’ll dance though. Not with people, by myself. Nobody knows...”
– Cousin Ethan
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This new Ke$ha song is so bad it actually makes me angry
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I’ve never heard of Ray Lewis before today buy he’s retiring and everyone on ESPN says he’s a great guy so I believe them. What a great guy. Probably my favorite football player. Except for Eli. (I mean what a great smile.) Go get ‘em Ray.
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Today someone who always thought I was a little odd in high school rang me up at CVS while I was purchasing nothing more or less than five mini cans of Fancy Feast. And I’m really okay with who I am / who I’m becoming, but I just do not want to be the fancy feast girl. I do not.
December 2012
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I had a dream I cut Rhianna’s hair and then we kissed. It wasn’t even good.
I have lots of pictures of Mary sleeping.
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italicizedvagina:
Road trip update: Pizzelles are deceivingly light and delicious and are also getting crumbs all over this car.
Early in the fourth hour: Mary eats almost all of my cookies. Here’s hoping she falls back asleep soon.
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