March 2012
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February 2012
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“There’s hipster cool, and then there’s socially autistic”
– Ali Berndt
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This morning I had one of those third person out-of-body experiences during which I realized I was staring blank-faced at my fish tank chanting “juniebug” over and over
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Today Mary asked if I would be mad if she used me as an “androgynously dressed female” in her 2d art class and that’s really all that’s worth noting on this blog today.
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UConn's Ski Team is going to Nationals!
Living vicariously through my athletic roommate, every day of my life.
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My favorite texting buddy
Serey: more time 2 finish i love tv do you love tv lol?
Me: Nice change of subject. Tv is for ninnies
Serey: umm girlfriend i need 2 teach u alot
Me: Ninny.
Serey: girlfriend tv r not 4 ninny
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Denali: YIPPEEE! Ehh...Genetics sounds hard though. And more quizzes means it counts less
Denali: Or am I supposed to say mean things? YOU'RE USELESS. YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME STUDYING AND LESS TIME TRAINING A BETA FISH TO JUMP.
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renaissancebroswag replied to your post: Somehow I always end up next to the same couple in…
Are you in Non-Western Politics? Because we have the exact same scenario
Hah nah it’s chem but I sympathize. He watches music videos the whole time, so my current theory is he’s her squatter musician boyfriend who doesn’t actually go here.
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Somehow I always end up next to the same couple in this lecture and they spend the first five minutes of class being gross and the rest of the time the girl takes notes while the guys watches videos with headphones in. I’m starting to think the guy isn’t even in this class he just comes to hold her for fifty minutes am I witnessing FORBIDDEN LOVE?
I should’ve realized that taking the sheets off my bed this morning was not a sure-fire way to corner myself into doing laundry today, but rather a sure-fire way to wind up sleeping in a bed without sheets.
If I had a quarter for every post/video that's...
italicizedvagina:
“My thoughts on the whole Mike Lombardo situation…”
I’d be drunk.
wait…
Did you guys know Mary came to UConn two weeks ago and sipped on something and she’s been intoxicated ever since. We don’t mess around here.
italicizedvagina:
How come no one ever asks me if I’m dating Jana when I post really passionate posts about her?
Hey yeah good question man. If I had more followers I’d say lets make a competition out of who can get asked first.
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bidinglight replied to your photo: Microsoft Word is being a butt in ways I don’t…
answers.yahoo.com/quest… just something to try.
This is magic I tried so many Google/Yahoo Answers searches and found nothing!
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1. spill water on shirt 2. put sweater on 3. spill water on sweater 4. leave sweater on 5. spill water on shorts
wellalright:
on the first day he did nothing.
on the second day he did nothing.
on the third day he thought about it for a second, but did nothing.
on the fourth day he looked at the sheet and thought, “okay, i still have the whole weekend. i mean if i start now and do a little bit each night i’ll be good.”
on the fifth day he got home at 9 and thought, “well the day’s pretty much shot, i’ll...
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Had a dream my old riding instructor killed my fish and it’s the hardest I’ve dream cried in ages
Glad to know my priorities, I guess.
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farfromthepacific replied to your post: fun fact, if I’ve met you in person I’ve judged…
how do you like my nikes?
thumbs up. all black = classic. and nikes are usually pretty okay except when they cross the douchebag line.
fun fact, if I’ve met you in person I’ve judged you by your shoes
“Promise me you’ll always remember: You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and cheese danish is the answer to every question.”
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It’s not really 8am until I’ve mentally delivered hateful inner monologues/rants to at least three of my peers
If you were the world’s first test tube baby would that be your go-to fun fact?
Tonight a bunch of my floormates and I coincidentally ended up on the same bottom level of the library basement (A) and were mock arguing about which level was best. Something to do with bathrooms. One girl arguing for A said “Jana agrees with me! She’s here ALL THE TIME!” and I was joking like “yeah! I spend more time here than my own room!” But then it occurred to...
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Serious question
How do you will yourself out of bed in the morning?
Not so much in a “I’m feeling depressed” way as a “my 7AM self consistently makes bad decisions” way.
Unreachable alarm clocks and threatening post it notes have both failed miserably.
